Hey Siri, do you like me?

Of course I do!

Hey Siri, would you fuck me?

I’m not sure how to answer that.

Hey Siri, then I don’t think you like me.

I‘m not sure I understand.

I know you don’t, Siri.

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“Hey Siri, do you like me” you bastard?!

I am both your friend and assistant.

“Okay, Siri.”